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A meat pie in Jamaica costs £2.00

A meat pie in Trinidad costs £2.45

A meat pie in St Kitts costs £2.15

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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The G/F just called downstairs. said she`s putting on a black lace number.

Bloody brilliant.

I love Agadoo.

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(11-07-2023, 12:29)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: The G/F just called downstairs. said she`s putting on a black lace number.

Bloody brilliant. 

I love Agadoo.

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(29-06-2023, 23:28)Salopbaggie Wrote: A meat pie in Jamaica costs £2.00

A meat pie in Trinidad costs £2.45

A meat pie in St Kitts costs £2.15

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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Did you know that water is the most essintial element for life on Earth.

Because without water you cannot make beer.

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Celery.....

For when you have that overwhelming urge to bite into water with string in it.

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Amazing how a colon can complely change the meaning of a sentence.

For example.

Jane ate her friend`s sandwich.

Jane ate her friend`s colon.

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Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like, well.....

Watching a Porno, on the radio.

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Just had an Uber back from the pub. The driver was Russian,

His name was Picup Andropov.

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Albert Einstein was a genius.... But

his brother Frank was a monster.

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