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22-12-2021, 13:01
Lewis Hamilton Breaking News.......

I heard he was retiring and wanted to go into music and join the band Musical Youth, but got refused because he couldn't Pass the Dutchie On The Lefthand Side.

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22-12-2021, 19:56
I personally handed my Dad his 50th birthday card.
With tears in his eyes he thanked me, but said that one would've been enough
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24-12-2021, 19:11
Only 10 allowed for Christmas dinner but 30 allowed for a funeral?!
I´ve just arranged for a funeral for my best Turkey which passed away yesterday.
May it rest in Tummys.

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26-12-2021, 23:41
Breaking news......

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

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#3,445
27-12-2021, 10:14
(11-12-2021, 10:38)drewks Wrote: Is the England cricket team ALMOST as frustrating as WBA? 
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(Sorry for the intrusion, DD  Blush)

You got that wrong it should read ‘disgusting’
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29-12-2021, 13:20
The England cricket team has officially beaten the Wuhan st market for the worst use of a bat ever.

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01-01-2022, 12:22
Happy New Year.

Hope everyone raised their left leg just before midnight so you could start off on the right foot for 2K22.

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#3,448
03-01-2022, 12:23
You shouldn`t worry about your smartphone and tv spying on you.

Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.

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07-01-2022, 21:09
I`ve just released my own fragrance.

But no one in the car seemed to like it.

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10-01-2022, 16:26
My G/F used to headbutt me in the face when she had an orgasm.

I didn`t mind too much, until I found out she was faking them.

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