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#3,401
06-11-2021, 14:49
Believe or not but, in 1982 Cliff Richard dated tennis star Sue Barker.

That year she was unseeded.

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08-11-2021, 10:57
How to turn a Duck into a soul singer....

Put it in the oven until it`s Bill Withers.

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10-11-2021, 16:24 (This post was last modified: 10-11-2021, 22:39 by Salopbaggie.)
Years ago we had empires, run by emperors.
We had kingdoms, run by kings

Now we have a country..........
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10-11-2021, 22:39 (This post was last modified: 10-11-2021, 22:40 by Salopbaggie.)
The difference between booze and weed.

5 drunk people will start a fight.

5 stoned people will start a band.
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11-11-2021, 18:50
A French man, returning home after a trip to the UK said to his wife "The English are a strange people, they celebrate military defeats - Agincourt, Trafalgar, Waterloo..."

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#3,406
11-11-2021, 20:59
Stevie G takes over at the Seal Sanctuary.
His first job will be to get a translator.
2020 the year the bubble burst  Doh
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13-11-2021, 16:50
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#3,408
18-11-2021, 21:33
How many times do you have to click on accept all cookies, before you get the cookies??

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#3,409
20-11-2021, 18:42
A Wolverhampton lad is going really well on Who Wants to be a Millionaire. He's got to £125,000 with all his lifelines.
Jeremy: OK, for £250,000 which of the following was one of the Great Train Robbers was it:
Ronnie Biggs
Ronnie O'Sullivan
Ronnie Corbett
Ronnie Wood
Take your time
Lad: I'll take the money Jeremy
Jeremy: Are you sure, you've still got 4 lifelines
Lad: I'm sure Jeremy,I'll take the money
Jeremy: OK audience give him a big round of applause, but before you go I'm sure you'd like to know the answer.
Lad: I know the answer Jeremy.
Jeremy: You know the answer? You've just turned down a quarter of a million quid, are you mad? are you mental?
Lad: I may be mental Jeremy but I'm no grass.

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#3,410
22-11-2021, 11:05
Famous last words.....

"They couldn`t hit an elephant at this dist...."

General John Sedgewick.

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