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The Off Topic Thread
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09-10-2021, 21:43
50 Years ago, the owners manual for a car showed you how to adjust the valves.
Today it warns you not to drink the contents of the battery. DD 
Ubique.
14-10-2021, 11:02
The answer may not lie at the bottom of a beer bottle, but you should always check!
DD
Ubique.
17-10-2021, 12:00
Never wear a green t-shirt when shopping in Asda. Long story short. I`m now covering Donna`s shift tomorrow.
DD 
Ubique.
25-10-2021, 10:22
Picked up on Referee`s microphone yesterday.....
McGuire "Ref can we have another ball please?" Ref "What`s wrong with the one we are using?" McGuire "Liverpool won`t let us play with it" DD 
Ubique.
29-10-2021, 11:45
Breaking News.......
Security concerns have been raised following reports that the perimeter fencing at Dudley Zoo is falling into disrepair, and there are no funds to replace it. When asked about the consequences of a lion escaping and wandering around Dudley, a Zoo spokesperson said... "It will just have to defend itself the best it can". DD 
Ubique.
31-10-2021, 20:02
Strange sort of day it's been,seems to have been longer than others.....>>>>>
DD
Ubique.
03-11-2021, 17:57
A bloke was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.
A week later he was back at the Doctors complaining that his constipation was now worse not better. The Doctor asked " Have you been taking the suppositories regularly? " "What do you think I've been doing?" said the bloke, "shoving them up my arse"?
Some days I'm top dog, most days I'm just the lamp post.
05-11-2021, 13:01
The French never have two eggs for breakfast as apparently one egg is un oeuf.
DD 
Ubique.
05-11-2021, 14:57
Just been stopped by the police and the nice young lady asked" And what`s the reason for going so fast then Sir"?
I replied "Have to get there before I forget where I`m going"!! DD 
Ubique.
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