[Salopbaggie]

What a disappointment........

Travelled over 400 miles to see the Loch Ness monster, and it didn`t show up.
Don`t go if you want to see it because you will end up as disappointed as we were.
DD   

Not quite the same impact without the Trip Advisor logo

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Speaking in Parliament, Dianne Abbot stated she was very upset that the people of Afganistan could no longer watch Eastenders and Love Island, due to the Telly Ban.

DD

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The G/F screamed at me, "You haven`t listened to a word I`ve said, have you?"

I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

DD

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Missing someone is a terrible feeling.

Ask any sniper.....

DD

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Next time you are feeling down remember life is all about perspective....

My mate Dave has sex 3 times a day, exersizes twice a day, reads 2 books a week and all he does is moan about how much he hates prison.

DD

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Two Irish men buy a bar, but nobody comes in. So one of them suggests buying a brothel.
The other one says ''If we can't get them to drink beer, how do we get them to drink broth''

DD

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I thought I`d be a gentleman and hold a door open for a young lady.

Two minutes later she said "Will you F%^& off, I want to have a S"£$....."

DD

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The average Human walks 900 miles per year and also drinks 22 gallons of beer.

That means the average Human gets 41 miles to the gallon, not bad eh.

DD

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Talking with my mate Dave in the pub last night. He told me he has a very rare shrinking condition and due to the Rona pandemic and subsequent delays to NHS lists he will have to wait to see a specialist.

Actually they told him "You will just have to be a little patient".

DD

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Well played Emma.

Proving that not all Brits are afraid of US Courts.

DD