23-06-2021, 22:48
The reason we don`t get Aliens visiting Earth is due to the guide books only giving us 1 star.......
DD
DD
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23-06-2021, 22:48
The reason we don`t get Aliens visiting Earth is due to the guide books only giving us 1 star.......
DD
Ubique.
03-07-2021, 17:47
I gave the G/F a bracelet. I said, "This used to belong to my Grandmother, I would like you to have it".
She said "Why does it say ""Do not resuscitate"" on it"? DD
Ubique.
05-07-2021, 21:16
If you crossed a Patriot with a curly-haired dog, what would you get?
Yankee Poodle. DD 
Ubique.
10-07-2021, 21:46
It`s official. A law was passed yesterday and it`s now legal, you can eat road kill.
There are no instructions on what to do with the bicycle though. DD
Ubique.
10-07-2021, 22:53
Just to reassure all my Dingle friends out there......
You`re being offered a JAB!, not a JOB. So relax. DD 
Ubique.
12-07-2021, 20:41
Apparently the G/F is upset that I don`t buy her flowers,
To be honest I didn`t even know she sold them. DD 
Ubique.
14-07-2021, 13:33
The bloke in the furniture shop assured me the sofa I was looking at would seat 5 people without any problems.
Then it occured to me, I don`t know 5 people without any problems. DD
Ubique.
15-07-2021, 17:13
(This post was last modified: 15-07-2021, 17:15 by Dingle-Dingle.)
Why have the Baggies signed that Nick bloke from Corrie??
DD 
Ubique.
16-07-2021, 13:34
I don`t even believe myself when I say I`m only going to have one beer........
DD 
Ubique.
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