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I find it really surprising how many sheep are into paintballing.......

DD

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A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work.
The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom, and I'll show you how to use it."

DD

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Does anyone here know how long you have to cook those boil in the bag fish you win at the fair? Mine came without instructions.

DD

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I`ve just sold my homing pigeons on EBay for the 21st time.

DD

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So, my neighbour with the big boobies is outside gardening topless today.

I just wish his wife would do the same.

DD

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If two wrongs don`t make a right, should I try a third??

DD

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Charles Dickens walks into a bar. He tells the bartender “I have a bad case of writer’s block. Give me a martini.”

The bartender says “Sure. Olive or twist?”

DD

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The institute for incomplete studies found that 2 out of 3.

DD

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Why can`t ants get sick ??

Cause they have litte Anty bodies !

DD

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Do you think the guys who invented the spade, knew it would be so groundbreaking!?

DD