10-04-2021, 10:42
When a Cougar becomes so old she needs a hearing aid, does she turn into a Def Leppard??
DD
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10-04-2021, 10:42
When a Cougar becomes so old she needs a hearing aid, does she turn into a Def Leppard??
DD
Ubique.
11-04-2021, 14:24
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetocial question??
DD 
Ubique.
12-04-2021, 10:05
Following the 41 gun salute in Portsmouth yesterday afternoon, President Macron has phoned Boris Johnson and surrendered, just in case.
DD 
Ubique.
12-04-2021, 20:05
People are shocked when they discover I`m not a good electrician.
DD 
Ubique.
14-04-2021, 23:50
I had the nastiest, slowest, rudest cashier at ASDA today. I suppose it`s my own fault for using the self checkout lane.
DD 
Ubique.
15-04-2021, 22:52
(Loud knocking)
"OPEN UP IT`S THE POLICE". Me. Prove it "HOW?" Me. Sing Roxanne. DD
Ubique.
20-04-2021, 13:13
(This post was last modified: 20-04-2021, 13:14 by Dingle-Dingle.)
It was "Take your kids to work day yesterday". As mine are all grown up I decided to take my 6 year old Grandaughter.
After showing her around for a while we went to the canteen for a bite to eat. We sat down and suddenly she burst into tears. Everyone turned to look I said "What`s wrong Sweetie"? She replied innocently and rather loudly...... "Grandad, where are all the clowns you work with"?? DD
Ubique.
24-04-2021, 13:45
Girls mature faster than boys because men don`t usually develop breast`s until they are in their 40`s.
DD
Ubique.
30-04-2021, 00:04
I told my G/F that giraffes can grow up to 18 feet.
She said "Yes, but most only have 4" DD 
Ubique.
01-05-2021, 09:59
I told my G/F she should embrace her mistakes.......
She hugged me. DD 
Ubique.
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