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The G/F just asked if I had seen the dog bowl.

I replied "I didn`t even know he could".

Dd

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It tastes like I`m getting drunk tonight.

DD

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I saw people through the wndow earlier.

That`s enough social interaction for me today.

DD

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I saw people through the wndow earlier. through your beer glass, more like.  

That`s enough social interaction for me today.

DD    

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April fools day....

Believe nothing and trust no-one.

Just like any other day really.

DD

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Just be careful because people are going crazy from being in lock down for so long!
Actually I've just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster , while drinking coffee! All of us agreed that things are getting bad .
I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything .
Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant .
In the end the iron calmed me down as she said everything will be fine , no situation is too pressing .
The hoover was very unsympathetic... told me to just suck it up , but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over!
The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and didn’t say anything but the door knob told me to get a grip.
The front door said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to ........yes , you guessed it.....pull myself together !

DD

[talkSAFT]

Just be careful because people are going crazy from being in lock down for so long!
Actually I've just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster , while drinking coffee!  All of us agreed that things are getting bad .
I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything .
Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant .
In the end the iron calmed me down as she said everything will be fine , no situation is too pressing .
The hoover was very unsympathetic... told me to just suck it up , but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over!
The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and didn’t say anything but the door knob told me to get a grip.
The front door said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to ........yes , you guessed it.....pull myself together !

DD    

That's cheered me up, DD.
I was reading your post and checking out my underwear, just happy my Baggies haven't let me down for 3 weeks.

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Just saw my mate Dave, two black eyes, broken nose and bandage on his head.

I asked "What`s happened to you"?

He replied, "I was hit by a flying microwave. Everything was fine, then Bosch".

DD

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Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up??

A. Because they have no balls to scratch.

DD

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My mate Dave was rushed into hospital this morning suffering from a severe case of premature ejaculation.

I phoned the hospital to get an update of his condition and they replied, "it's touch and go at the moment."

DD