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The Off Topic Thread
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02-03-2021, 19:22
Speaking of Wales. The G/F and I were sat having a coffee in LLanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, and she asked the waitress to say the name of the place we were in, but slowly so we could understand it.
The waitress replied "Burrrrr Gerrrrr Kingggg". DD 
Ubique.
03-03-2021, 18:06
Got stopped by 2 police women whilst walking down the road. One said to me "You`re staggering".
I replied "You are not too bad yourself" DD 
Ubique.
03-03-2021, 22:39
Henry the Eighth executed his second wife because of the sloppy way she entered the room.
She used to amble in. DD 
Ubique.
04-03-2021, 11:37
Just got back from having the jab, still don`t understand what Rabies has to do with this pandemic though.
DD 
Ubique.
07-03-2021, 13:57
The G/F said that men can`t multi-task....
I disagree. I`m listening to her, ignoring her, and forgetting what she said all at the same time. DD 
Ubique.
07-03-2021, 21:03
Today I lost a good friend.
You have been with me since 1977, through 3 different countries and 6 different houses. I will never have another like you. Thank you for all the bright times you bought to my life. RIP Toilet Lightbulb. DD 
Ubique.
08-03-2021, 01:34
Was talking with my local butcher today and he asked me if I wanted some Markle sausages, £6.00p for 6.
I said "That`s expensive, what`s in them"? He replied "A bit of Ginger", DD
Ubique.
10-03-2021, 17:40
1 good thing to come out of the pandemic: big resurgence in ventriloquism, which is much easier now everyone has to wear a mask.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with
12-03-2021, 01:15
Everyone was really excited at Autopsy club today.
It was open Mike night. DD
Ubique.
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