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To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I’m turning my house into an Italian restaurant.

DD

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5 Days to Christmas, which means in 6 days time you can buy your easter eggs.

DD

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Apparently I snore so loud it frightens all the people in the car that I am driving.....

DD

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What did Santa sing when he went down the chimney?

“Chest and nuts roasting on an open fire…”

DD

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Why does Santa have elves in his workshop?

Because the Seven Dwarfs were busy!

DD

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Yay 4 more sleeps and I get a Lynx gift set.

DD

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A word of advice.

Don`t run with bagpipes, you could put an aye out, or worse still get kilt.

DD

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I asked my G/F what she wanted for Christmas. She told me, “Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace.”

So I bought her nothing.

DD

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What do you call a snowman that can walk?

Snow-mobile.

DD

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What do you get if you deep-fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

DD