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The G/F just asked me if I had seen the dog bowl.

I didn`t even know he played cricket.

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Which Christmas film was 30 years ahead of its time?

Home Alone.

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Why did Mary and Joseph have to travel to Bethelehem?

Because they couldn't book a home delivery.

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(13-12-2020, 17:01)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: The G/F just asked me if I had seen the dog bowl.

I didn`t even know he played cricket.

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(13-12-2020, 20:43)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: Why did Mary and Joseph have to travel to Bethelehem?

Because they couldn't book a home delivery.

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Which Government scheme supports Christmas dinner?

Eat Sprout To Help Out.

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DD -keep it going.... don't know where you get all these Dad Jokes but you are a real tonic! Good on ya!
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I joined a health club last year, spent about £400.
Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.

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Why is it best to think of 2020 like a panto?

Because eventually, it’s behind you.

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What is Dominic Cummings’ favourite Christmas song?

Driving Home for Christmas.

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Why won't Santa lose any presents this year?

He's downloaded Sack and Trace.

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