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So, Liverpool have won the premier league, and the Government are paying people not to work.
Somewhere out there is a Scouser with a lamp and a Genie wondering what to do with his last wish.

DD

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Watching a cooking show on the TV and the host just said "You can use left over beer to make battered chicken wings".

WTF is left over beer?? DD

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40 years ago today I asked my childhood sweetheart,my best friend and the most beautiful woman in the world to marry me..
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All three said "No".

DD

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Lewis Hamilton has blamed his poor performance in the Austrian GP on the massive chip on his shoulder. Apparently it un-balanced the car.

DD

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I still sometimes listen to LP's. I have one called "Wasp noises"
Recently I played the first track and it didn't sound like a wasp, I tried with track two but that didn't sound like a wasp either!
Then I realised I must be playing the B side......

DD

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Thank the Lord you can`t catch Covid-19 in a shop before 24th july........

DD

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So a vaccine being developed will create antibodies and T cells in the human body to fight the virus. Hmmm Now where have I heard that before??

DD

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The world has not seen a virus this bad since GG took his laptop into PC world........

DD

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Found this old pepper grinder in my Grandads shed and I've been trying to get it open without success. I've tried WD40, no chance, did nothing. I'm thinking about heating it up a bit over the kitchen stove. Anyone on here got any other ideas ?

   

DD

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If you want to save money at Christmas now is the ideal time to tell the G/kids that Santa didn`t make it through the pandemic.

DD