[Dingle-Dingle]

A spokes person for Heinz just been on the news. Stated it will take the company 6 weeks after the crisis ends to Ketchup with orders.

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

I`m done chasing after people who won`t do the same for me.

After today the ice dream man can go f76k himself.

DD

[Stairs]

Stairs Request:
Please take a look at the NakedWine offer and if you can join and purchase some wine for yourself.

Ask friends to do the same by using the Sportsbabble link as all of this will generate revenue for us.

Thanks in advance.

Please stay safe - the next time football happens will be an enormous celebration

[Dingle-Dingle]

"Alexa, Whats the weather like today"??

"Doesn`t matter, you can`t go anywhere anyway"

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

Just heard there is going to be a round of applause for courier and delivery drivers.

It could be any time tomorrow between 9AM and 5PM.

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. Ahhhh those were the days.

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

The G/F just told me she has got blisters on her hands from using the broom.

I said she could use the car next time.

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

When my G/F is mad at me, I go and tighten all the jar lids so that she has to talk to me.

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

Angela Merkel has advised the Germans to stock up on cheese and sausage.

But that`s only for the Wurst Kase scenario.

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

Social isolation....

I`m thinking of getting in the washing machine and going for a spin.

DD