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I was going to go out with my daughter and the wife for a meal when she screamed,
" Before i go out with you,For Gods sake,get rid of that tash.!"
I think that was the bravest thing my daughter ever said to my wife!

DD Rolleyes Rolleyes
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall........

   

DD Angel Angel
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Social isolation......

If you make a mask out of your Missis` bra, use the left cup.

That way you don`t look like a right tit when you go outdoors.

DD Big Grin Big Grin
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Social isolation......

Day 10 of lockdown. Preparing to take out the rubbish. I`m so excited, I don`t know what to wear.

DD Doh Doh
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Had to order Penis pasta from Ann Summers due to Covidiots stockpiling.

At least I can make my spaghetti bollocknaise now.

DD Big Grin Big Grin
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Social isolation......

Whatever you do...... DO NOT open that letter from Boris,

DD Smartass Smartass
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Social isolation......

At the end of the lockdown 88% of the planet`s blondes will have disappeared.......

DD Sick Sick
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I miss the days when the scariest thing on TV was the Twilight Zone and not the Evening News.

DD Cool Cool
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My neighbour is 87. I went round and asked her if she wanted anything from ASDA, she said "Yes".

So I gave her my list, no point in us both going.

DD Doh Doh
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