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The Off Topic Thread
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25-03-2020, 17:15
Social isolation.....
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately, that when I pee it cleans the toilet. DD 
Ubique.
25-03-2020, 19:35
Due to the food shortage I tried crab paste for the first time today.
Bloody horrible tasting stuff, taking it back to the chemist`s tomorrow. DD 
Ubique.
25-03-2020, 20:36
Social isolation.....
UK Police given special powers to break up groups. Maybe they could start with U2. DD 
Ubique.
26-03-2020, 00:04
Social isolation......
Day 4. Struck up a conversation with a spider today, Seems like a nice chap, he`s a web designer. DD 
Ubique.
26-03-2020, 01:09
In 3 months we`ve gone from Elf on the shelf to F`all on the shelf.
DD 
Ubique.
26-03-2020, 11:15
If you thought dog`s were hard to train.....
Just look at all the Humans who can`t Sit and Stay. DD 
Ubique.
26-03-2020, 12:18
Breaking News......
Dianne Abbott has called for a Million people to join the protest march through London this Saturday to demand the Government stop the spread of the Corona virus. DD
Ubique.
26-03-2020, 14:12
People must not cough near you, they must cough far away.
If you hear someone coughing tell them to far cough. DD 
Ubique.
26-03-2020, 19:25
Ring ring,,,, Boris "Good evening your Majesty".
"You silly sausage Boris, you`ve given it to the wrong son". DD 
Ubique.
26-03-2020, 23:26
(This post was last modified: 26-03-2020, 23:28 by Arcane Astral Aeons.)
why didn`t the giraffe walk into a bar?
cause they are all effing shut two pigs in the slaughter house: one turns to the other and says "Where do you think we will end up?" the other pig replies "On Bread"
@Kristien 1965
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