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If anyone is planning on visiting me, please make sure you have a shit in your own house first.

DD Dodgy Dodgy
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I`m having a quarantine party this weekend.

None of you are invited.

DD Big Grin Big Grin
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Rang 111 and they said a mask and gloves was enough to go to Tesco`s.

They lied, everyone else had clothes on.

DD Sick Sick
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Just had a thought about this self isolation.....

The worst has not even arrived.......
Just wait until the Jehovah Witnesses figure out everybody is at home.....

DD Angel Angel
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(21-03-2020, 11:49)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: Just had a thought about this self isolation.....

The worst has not even arrived.......
Just wait until the Jehovah Witnesses figure out everybody is at home.....

DD  Angel  Angel

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You've got to feel sorry for Phil Scofield, he's only just come out and now hes got to stop in.

DD Whistle Whistle
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Wetherspoons have announced their pubs will stay open an extra week.
This is to allow customers who went to the toilet time to get back to the bar.

DD Tongue Tongue
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Missing all the action on Sky Sports??

Just pop to Tesco, Asda or other supermarket. Live wrestling and boxing in most aisles.

DD Rolleyes Rolleyes
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I`m curious.......

Does anyone know when we will find out which Hunger Games district we are in??

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The clocks go forwards next weekend.

I think 4 months should just about do it.

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