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08-03-2020, 19:44
Young Daughter asks her mother, “Mum, how long have you been married to dad?”
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“Ten years.”
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“Oh, and how many do you still have left?”

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08-03-2020, 21:27
How does a gorilla ring the doorbell?
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King Kong! King Kong!

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09-03-2020, 00:02
What’s the difference between spinach and boogers?

Kids don’t eat spinach.

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09-03-2020, 10:38
Breaking news.....

John Travolta was hospitalised for suspected Covid-19, but Doctors now confirm it was only Saturday night fever, and they assure everyone that he is staying alive.

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09-03-2020, 11:09
(09-03-2020, 10:38)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: Breaking news.....

John Travolta was hospitalised for suspected Covid-19, but Doctors now confirm it was only Saturday night fever, and they assure everyone that he is staying alive.

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Apparently his symptoms were, he had chills, they were multiplying and he was losing control Doh
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Rainbow  10-03-2020, 10:33 (This post was last modified: 10-03-2020, 10:33 by Dingle-Dingle.)
What is blue and lies under a mushroom?
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Smurf poop.

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10-03-2020, 11:54
I lost some weight last month. But now it found me again.

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10-03-2020, 13:05
I have a very secure job. There’s nobody else who would want it.

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10-03-2020, 14:30
Did you hear about the new movie Constipation?

It hasn’t come out yet.

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10-03-2020, 16:23
I love my rock-hard, honed six-pack so much I protect it with a good layer of lard.

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