[Dingle-Dingle]

I told my G/F she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

The barman says "We don`t serve time travelers here"

2 Time travelers walk into a bar.

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

The past, present and future walk into a bar,

It was tense.

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

Children are like pancakes.

The first one is always a bit weird.

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

A screwdriver rolls into a bar.

Bartender says "We have a drink named after you".

"What"? says the screwdriver."Phillip"??

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

Just been offered a job at a local ice cream factory, but I`ve turned it down.

I don`t like working on Sundaes!

DD

[Stairs]

The curtains were drawn - but the rest of the room was real

[Dingle-Dingle]

You don`t need a parachute to go skydiving.

You do need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

How do you think the unthinkable??

With an Ithberg.

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

You can never lose a homing pigeon.

If your homing pigeon doesn`t come back, what you have lost is a pigeon.

DD