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The Off Topic Thread
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15-12-2014, 01:55
The AA have warned that anyone travelling in icy conditions should take a shovel, blankets/sleeping bag, extra clothing (including scarf, hat & gloves), 24-hour supply of food and drink, de-icer, rock salt, torch, spare battery, petrol can, first aid kit and jump leads.
I looked a right dick on the bus. DD 
Ubique.
15-12-2014, 14:16
I used to go out with this homeless bird ,it was well handy ,at the end of an evening i could drop her off anywhere. DD
Ubique.
16-12-2014, 01:58
I picked up a young lady last week..... One thing led to another and we had sex.
Laying there puffed out after having the jump of my life I said to her....... " If I had known you were a Virgin I would have been a bit more gentle". She said "If I`d known you could still get it up I would have taken off my tights". DD 
Ubique.
17-12-2014, 00:43
If any one plays 'Clash of Clans' I'm in an all baggies clan and we need some new members. Search for WBAtheHAWTHORNS and you'll find us.
17-12-2014, 23:24
Jonathan Ross has been accused of shoplifting a kitchen utensil from Tesco.
Ross says it was a whisk he was prepared to take. DD
Ubique.
17-12-2014, 23:31
(This post was last modified: 17-12-2014, 23:32 by silverbaggie.)
I just wish that Ross's big mate Russell Brand was even half as funny as you DD.
I could cheerfully strangle the guy! I just wish that he would stick to whatever he does best; which isn't comedy!!
Some days I'm top dog, most days I'm just the lamp post.
18-12-2014, 10:50
....it isn't comedy, Silver. And it's certainly not politics. What a total tosser!
18-12-2014, 14:11
This morning i saw a Robin pecking furiously at some dog shit , you dont often see that depicted on Christmas cards ! DD
Ubique.
18-12-2014, 15:15
(17-12-2014, 23:31)silverbaggie Wrote: I just wish that Ross's big mate Russell Brand was even half as funny as you DD. (18-12-2014, 10:50)talkSAFT Wrote: ....it isn't comedy, Silver. And it's certainly not politics. What a total tosser! Totally agree. He is an embarrassment to the male species. Another one I find sickening is Keith Lemon. DD 
Ubique.
18-12-2014, 16:41
Beefy is so naive. The lads in the pub were saying how good a blow job was yesterday.
Beefy didn't know what a blow job was so he just agreed so as not to look daft. Later on at home he asked the wife, "Do you know what a blow job is?" She got up and walked out of the room, which was a shame really as she was su%$£"g his d*&k at the time! DD 
Ubique.
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