[Dingle-Dingle]

I used to go out with a Welsh girl who had 36DDs, it was the longest xxxx name I've ever seen.

DD

[4evaabaggie]

Old mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To fetch her poor doggy a bone
But as she bent over
old rover took over
And gave her a bone of his own.

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Water Polo: One shark away from being the greatest sport on the planet.

DD

[silverbaggie]

Q:-What do you get when you cross LSD and the Pill?

A:- A trip without the kids.

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If it wasn`t for the last miute I`d get nothing done at all. DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

Missed the 2 minute solar elipse in the USA.??

Don`t worry. Just come to the UK and see the Sun dissappeaer between June and August.

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

Dead Penguins - I never knew this!
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?
Where do they go?
Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
You really didn't believe that I know anything about fuckin penguins, did you?
It's so easy to fool OLD people.
I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!!
Oh quit fuckin whining, I fell for it, too!!..

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

A red Indian introduced me to his wife........
"This is Four Horses".......
I said "Wow what a beautiful name. What does it mean....."?
"Fcukin Nag Nag Nag Nag"

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

Hey Beefy.

Sorry I had to post this here but I tried to ring you and I can't get a hold of you, and you didn't respond to my text or whatsapp.
I found the information that you asked me about.... It's called pruritus anusitis, in other words anal itching - it's quite common and is not dangerous. It can happen if you don't wipe your bum properly. It can also be a sign of hemorrhoids in or near your bumhole, I still recommend you keep that doctor appointment tomorrow though.
Wash it and keep it really clean and also wash your hands before & after you scratch, that way you wont get pink eye like you did last time. If kept clean, the anal odor should be bearable although you may want to keep spray in your car. I hope my answer helped you.
Feel better soon buddy see you Saturday.

DD

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I had sex last night. It was good too, all hot and greasy. I smiled and moaned a lot. It smelled great- Like garlic and extra cheese

Wait.
Pizza.
I had Pizza.

DD