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I signed up to a website for constipation but I'm having massive problems with logging out.

DD

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I just discovered that Aroma Candles don't work as well in the shower as they do when talking a bath.

DD

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I think it`s embarrassing that people don`t know one country from another on a map.

Don`t they teach geometry anymore.

DD

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Laid in bed with the G/F last night when she said "I have a confession to make.... I used to be a Christian."

I said "That`s ok babe I have no problem with that".

She replied. "Oh that`s good. I much prefer being a Christine"

DD

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After a severe earthquake in Dublin, Ireland.
Rescuers were searching the rubble of a collapsed city centre hotel, when they heard a faint Irish voice shout "Help, help me!"
The rescuers shouted "Where are you?"
Paddy shouts "I'm in room 236.".

DD    

That definitely made me laugh out loud.

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My doctor has just diagnosed me with CDO.

It`s the same as OCD but it`s Alphabetical.

DD

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Whether it’s evolution or God’s design,… It’s evident that men grow ear hair to drown out the nagging.

DD

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MPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Tea is more dangerous than beer. Please avoid drinking tea.
I discovered this last night, I had 14 beers till 3am at the pub while my G/F was just drinking tea at home.
You should have seen how violent and angry she was when I got home. I was peaceful, silent and headed to bed as she shouted at me, all night and even into the next morning.
Please ladies, if you can't handle your tea, don't drink it.

DD

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Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on eBay?

I bid £20 for a cowboy outfit and I'm now 20 minutes away from owning the Wolves.

DD .