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RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 18-12-2015
What do you call a smelly Santa?
"Farter Christmas"
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 18-12-2015
My neighbour put up his Christmas lights today.
I bet he's pissed that I beat him to it. I put mine up three years ago.
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 18-12-2015
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a new job the next day.
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 19-12-2015
Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas.
I woke up in a box.DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 19-12-2015
Why is there no champagne at Chelsea`s Christmas party?
Because Mouriniho got rid of the Fizzy-o
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 19-12-2015
Why don`t Volkswagen hold Christmas services?
They get the readings wrong.
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 20-12-2015
One beautiful December evening Pepito and his girlfriend Pepita were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Pepe said "Hey, mamacita, let's play Weeweechu."
"Oh no, not now, lets look at the moon" said Pepa.
"Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I play weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pepito begged.
"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon."
"Please, corazoncito, just once, play Weeweechu with me."
Pepita looked at Pepito and said, "OK, one time, we'll play Weeweechu."
Pepito grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....
"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, "Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, "Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 20-12-2015
My wallet is like an Onion.
Every time I open it, it makes me cry.
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 20-12-2015
Name That Christmas Carol Clues:
1. Bleached Yule
2. Castaneous-colored Seed Vesicated in a Conflagration
3. Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors
4. Righteous Darkness
5. Arrival Time2400 hrs - WeatherCloudless
6. Loyal Followers Advance
7. Far Off in a Feeder
8. Array the Corridor
9. Bantam Male Percussionist
10. Monarchial Triad
11. Nocturnal Noiselessness
12. Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers
13. Red Man En Route to Borough
14. Frozen Precipitation Commence
15. Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle
16. The Quadruped with the Vermillion Probiscis
17. Query Regarding Identity of Descendant
18. Delight for this Planet
19. Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings
20. The Dozen Festive 24 Hour Intervals.
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 20-12-2015
I was visiting my son last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
"This is the 21st Century" he said "We don`t waste money on newspapers, here use my IPad."
I can tell you this........ That fly didn`t know what hit him.
DD