+- Sports Babble - sports forum (https://www.sportsbabble.co.uk)
+-- Forum: Football (https://www.sportsbabble.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?fid=1)
+--- Forum: English Football Leagues (https://www.sportsbabble.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?fid=2)
+---- Forum: Sky Bet Championship (https://www.sportsbabble.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?fid=49)
+----- Forum: West Bromwich Albion (https://www.sportsbabble.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?fid=21)
+----- Thread: The Off Topic Thread (/showthread.php?tid=42)
Pages:
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
43
44
45
46
47
48
49
50
51
52
53
54
55
56
57
58
59
60
61
62
63
64
65
66
67
68
69
70
71
72
73
74
75
76
77
78
79
80
81
82
83
84
85
86
87
88
89
90
91
92
93
94
95
96
97
98
99
100
101
102
103
104
105
106
107
108
109
110
111
112
113
114
115
116
117
118
119
120
121
122
123
124
125
126
127
128
129
130
131
132
133
134
135
136
137
138
139
140
141
142
143
144
145
146
147
148
149
150
151
152
153
154
155
156
157
158
159
160
161
162
163
164
165
166
167
168
169
170
171
172
173
174
175
176
177
178
179
180
181
182
183
184
185
186
187
188
189
190
191
192
193
194
195
196
197
198
199
200
201
202
203
204
205
206
207
208
209
210
211
212
213
214
215
216
217
218
219
220
221
222
223
224
225
226
227
228
229
230
231
232
233
234
235
236
237
238
239
240
241
242
243
244
245
246
247
248
249
250
251
252
253
254
255
256
257
258
259
260
261
262
263
264
265
266
267
268
269
270
271
272
273
274
275
276
277
278
279
280
281
282
283
284
285
286
287
288
289
290
291
292
293
294
295
296
297
298
299
300
301
302
303
304
305
306
307
308
309
310
311
312
313
314
315
316
317
318
319
320
321
322
323
324
325
326
327
328
329
330
331
332
333
334
335
336
337
338
339
340
341
342
343
344
345
346
347
348
349
350
351
352
353
354
355
356
357
358
359
360
361
362
363
364
365
366
367
368
369
370
371
372
373
374
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 13-10-2014
A woman goes into a Fishing n tackle shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday.
She doesn't know which one to get, so she just picks one and goes over to the counter.
The salesman is standing there, wearing dark glasses.
She asks, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
"Madam, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know from the sound it makes." he replies.
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
"That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Diawa reel and 10-lb..Test line. It's a good all around combination, and it's actually on sale this week for £44." said the salesman.
"That's amazing that you can tell all that, just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" she said smiling.
As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
"Oh, that sounds like a Visa card," says the salesman.
As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts..
At first she's really embarrassed, but then realises there is no way the blind salesman would tell exactly who had farted.
The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be £57 please."
The woman is totally confused and asks,
"Didn't you tell me it was on sale for £44. How did you get £57?"
"Well the Duck Caller is a tenner, and the Fish Bait is three quid he replied
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 13-10-2014
Just saw 2 deaf lesbians on the bus on me way home.
I know they were deaf because one of them had her Hand in the other one´s Knickers.
I think she was lip reading.
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 14-10-2014
The man who invented the anagram was buried today.
May he "erect a penis"!
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 15-10-2014
Reading about the threat of a deadly virus being bought into America from overseas has reminded me
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
Happy Coloumbus Day. DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 15-10-2014
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 16-10-2014
If somebody ever asks you if you prefer leg or breast in KFC´s do not, i repeat NOT answer with, "Actually i prefer big tits and large thighs"
It gets you thrown out and banned!
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 16-10-2014
I got a letter from the Inland Revenue last week saying my tax return form was "Outstanding"
I wrote a letter back thanking them and said,"Thank you very much. I have never been complimented from the tax Office before."
I don´t even remember sending one in!
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 17-10-2014
Due to the rising cost of electricity bills, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - struth - 17-10-2014
(16-10-2014, 20:00)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: I got a letter from the Inland Revenue last week saying my tax return form was "Outstanding"
I wrote a letter back thanking them and said,"Thank you very much. I have never been complimented from the tax Office before."
I don´t even remember sending one in!
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 17-10-2014
WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND:
Definitely not!
WIFE:
Why not - don't you like being married?
HUSBAND:
Of course I do.
WIFE:
Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND:
Okay, I'd get married again.
WIFE:
You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND:
(Makes audible groan).
WIFE:
Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND:
Sure, it's a great house.
WIFE:
Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND:
Where else would we sleep?
WIFE:
Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND:
Probably, it is almost new.
WIFE:
Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND:
That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE:
Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND:
No, she's left-handed.
WIFE:
- silence - -
HUSBAND:
----xxxx......
DD
