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RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 27-12-2022

My new year resolution is to be less condescending.


Condessention is when you talk down to people.

DD#No1 Smartass Smartass


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Stairs - 28-12-2022

Happy New Year to everyone.

I will be cheering on the Albion from Bonnie Scotland as flying up to celebrate NY Scottish style at an Hogmanay and take in a bit of Loch Ness.

Can’t wait until I can get my schedule clear and get to another match.


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Salopbaggie - 28-12-2022

A BOXING DAY POO

You sit upon the toilet
With everything prepared
You're feeling quite excited but
A little bloody scared!
That huge amount of Christmas nosh
Has turned into a log
And now the fateful time has come
To flush it down the bog!
But first you must expel the beast
And so you start to strain,
You bite down on a piece of wood
To take away the pain
But oh my god, its bloody huge
It's like you're giving birth!
You sweat and push and swear and shake
and strain for all your worth.
And then that magic moment comes,
That fills your soul with cheer,
A turd the size of King Kongs arm
Emerges from your rear.
And like a bomb it hits the pan
Thus lightening your mood,
And making room inside your guts
For lots more Christmas food!


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 29-12-2022

The annual boxing day morning swim at Dover this year.

174 people went into the water, 856 came out.

DD#No1 Angel Angel


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 01-01-2023

Last year my new year wish was for a fat bank account and a thin body. Must try to get it right this time.

Happy New Year Baggie boys and girls.

DD#No1 Big Grin Big Grin


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 04-01-2023

When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and put a cherry on my head.

Yeah, life was tough in the gateau.

DD#No1 Doh Doh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Amelia Chaffinch - 08-01-2023

Anyone want to join?

https://www.sportsbabble.co.uk/showthread.php?tid=11985


RE: The Off Topic Thread - 4evaabaggie - 08-01-2023

(08-01-2023, 14:28)Amelia Chaffinch Wrote: Anyone want to join?

https://www.sportsbabble.co.uk/showthread.php?tid=11985

Amelia, I am not really very good at sports, especially so many varied ones. I also don't think my boss would allow me time off to compete in all this sports on all these dates. Have you got some less energetic ones that are nearer to home Whistle Whistle Whistle


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 09-01-2023

Came home last night to find that the G/F had given herself a shock after trying to fix her hairdryer.

I`ve grounded her until she learns to conduct herself properly.

DD#No1 Blush Blush


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 11-01-2023

If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say,

"Did you bring the money?"

DD#No1 Tongue Tongue