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RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 01-10-2022

The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience.

The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this.

The reason for this is a coo sticks.

DD#No1 Rolleyes Rolleyes


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 02-10-2022

My best time ever for the London marathon today, 3hours 19 minutes.

Then I switched over to another channel.

DD#No1 Tongue Tongue


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 10-10-2022

I`ve got a new chat up line and it works a treat.....

"Come back to mine and i`ll put the heating on."

DD#No1 Big Grin Big Grin


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 13-10-2022

Ego and Super-ego walk into a bar.

Barman says "I`m going to need to see some Id".

DD#No1 Smartass Smartass


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 14-10-2022

I remember my first solo flight as a newly qualified pilot.

Tower: "Can you give me your position"?

Me: "I`m next to a cloud that looks like a lion".

Tower: "Be more specific".

Me: "Simba".

DD#No1 Rolleyes Rolleyes


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 15-10-2022

I`m writing a book about Tornado`s and Hurricanes.

At the moment it`s just a draft....

DD#No1 Doh Doh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Lady Jane - 16-10-2022

Will glass coffins ever become popular? Remains to be seen!

If a lion decides he wants to become a cannibal does he first need to swallow his pride?
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RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 16-10-2022

I have learned 2 very important lessons in life.

I can`t remember the 1st one,

But the 2nd one is to write everthing down.

DD#No1 Angel Angel


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 16-10-2022

Kwasi Kwarteng sacked after 40 days in his new job.

Mind you his cousin, Kwasi Modo had a hunch it might happen.

DD#No1 Blush Blush


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 20-10-2022

For sale......

70`s Iconic Sooty and Sweep puppets.

Any offer accepted, I just want them off my hands.

DD#No1 Rolleyes Rolleyes