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RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 25-11-2021
Did you know....... In Las Vegas there are more Catholic churches than casino`s.
Not surprisingly some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from many different casino`s, the Churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.
The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastry for sorting, then the chips are taken to the relevant casinos and exchanged for cash.
This is done by the Chip Monks......
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 26-11-2021
A local woman has reported her neighbour to the council for playing the same Lionel Richie record on a loop. “I wouldn’t have minded, she said, but it was all night long.”
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 26-11-2021
Thieves have broken into a branch of W. H. Smith’s and stolen A4 files, folders, poly pockets and dividers. A police spokesperson said, “We’re looking for a gang of organised criminals.”
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 26-11-2021
A man was quite seriously injured today while shopping in Golfers World when he tripped and fell into a display of clubs. An emergency services spokesperson said, “He’s doing fine, but he’s not out of the woods just yet.”
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 28-11-2021
I'm a big Sherlock Holmes fan, and I asked the G/F if we could paint the front door yellow.
She asked "what's the idea behind the yellow door?"
I replied "it's a lemon entry my dear Watson..."
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 02-12-2021
A ventriloquist walked into a bar.
The bloke next to him said "Ouch"
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 03-12-2021
My mate Dave is an avid train spotter.
His last trip out was to watch the steam trains at Bewdley.
Whilst trying to get a picture from the edge of the platform he slipped and ended up lying between the tracks as a train passed over him.
I know for a fact he was chuffed to bits by this.
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 03-12-2021
How long do scotch eggs take to hatch? Asking for a friend.
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 03-12-2021
Dear Santa, I would like a new birthday suit this year.
The old one is wrinkly and sagging.
Thank you!
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 04-12-2021
A huge stack of toilet rolls just fell on me in ASDA.
I`m OK though, just soft tissue damage.
DD