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RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 27-09-2021

I`m looking for a couple gallons of petrol. Willing to swap for a Doctors appointment.

DD Angel Angel


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 28-09-2021

What`s the difference between paraffin and petrol?

There`s 2 eff`s in paraffin but no eff in petrol.

DD Rolleyes Rolleyes


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 02-10-2021

If you see me talking to myself, just move along.....

I`m self employed, we are just having a staff meeting.

DD Cool Cool


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Salopbaggie - 02-10-2021

So, if two vegetarians have an argument are they still having a beef or is it a 'quorn'frontation?


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 02-10-2021

Due to the fuel crisis, Chris Rea has started walking home.

DD Doh Doh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 03-10-2021

If I had to describe myself using just one word, it would be...

"Does not follow instructions well".

DD Big Grin Big Grin


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 04-10-2021

Hermes have started to help with the fuel shortages.

So far they have lost 6 tankers, 2 drivers can`t find the petrol station, and 1 took a photo of the petrol station and drove off saying "No answer".

DD Rolleyes Rolleyes


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 04-10-2021

Question: Why do engineers confuse Halloween and Christmas?

A: Because Oct. 31 = Dec. 25.

D Smartass Smartass


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Salopbaggie - 04-10-2021

(04-10-2021, 12:09)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: Question: Why do engineers confuse Halloween and Christmas?

A: Because Oct. 31 = Dec. 25.

D Smartass  Smartass

The best thing about a Boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit  Big Grin  Thumb up (I can hear the what are those two rabbiting about from here Smile )


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 04-10-2021

I see J K Rowling is talking about the 20th anniversary of Harry Potter.

I don`t think anyone has milked a small wizard this much since Debbie McGee.

DD Angel Angel