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RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 27-03-2021
The G/F just asked if I had seen the dog bowl.
I replied "I didn`t even know he could".
Dd
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 28-03-2021
It tastes like I`m getting drunk tonight.
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 30-03-2021
I saw people through the wndow earlier.
That`s enough social interaction for me today.
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - talkSAFT - 30-03-2021
(30-03-2021, 10:03)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: I saw people through the wndow earlier. through your beer glass, more like.
That`s enough social interaction for me today.
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 01-04-2021
April fools day....
Believe nothing and trust no-one.
Just like any other day really.
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 02-04-2021
Just be careful because people are going crazy from being in lock down for so long!
Actually I've just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster , while drinking coffee! All of us agreed that things are getting bad .
I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything .
Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant .
In the end the iron calmed me down as she said everything will be fine , no situation is too pressing .
The hoover was very unsympathetic... told me to just suck it up , but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over!
The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and didn’t say anything but the door knob told me to get a grip.
The front door said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to ........yes , you guessed it.....pull myself together !
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - talkSAFT - 03-04-2021
(02-04-2021, 22:26)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: Just be careful because people are going crazy from being in lock down for so long!
Actually I've just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster , while drinking coffee! All of us agreed that things are getting bad .
I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything .
Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant .
In the end the iron calmed me down as she said everything will be fine , no situation is too pressing .
The hoover was very unsympathetic... told me to just suck it up , but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over!
The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and didn’t say anything but the door knob told me to get a grip.
The front door said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to ........yes , you guessed it.....pull myself together !
DD
That's cheered me up, DD.
I was reading your post and checking out my underwear, just happy my Baggies haven't let me down for 3 weeks.
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 05-04-2021
Just saw my mate Dave, two black eyes, broken nose and bandage on his head.
I asked "What`s happened to you"?
He replied, "I was hit by a flying microwave. Everything was fine, then Bosch".
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 08-04-2021
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up??
A. Because they have no balls to scratch.
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 10-04-2021
My mate Dave was rushed into hospital this morning suffering from a severe case of premature ejaculation.
I phoned the hospital to get an update of his condition and they replied, "it's touch and go at the moment."
DD