Sports Babble - sports forum
The Off Topic Thread - Printable Version

+- Sports Babble - sports forum (https://www.sportsbabble.co.uk)
+-- Forum: Football (https://www.sportsbabble.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?fid=1)
+--- Forum: English Football Leagues (https://www.sportsbabble.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?fid=2)
+---- Forum: Sky Bet Championship (https://www.sportsbabble.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?fid=49)
+----- Forum: West Bromwich Albion (https://www.sportsbabble.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?fid=21)
+----- Thread: The Off Topic Thread (/showthread.php?tid=42)



RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 02-03-2021

Speaking of Wales. The G/F and I were sat having a coffee in LLanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, and she asked the waitress to say the name of the place we were in, but slowly so we could understand it.

The waitress replied "Burrrrr Gerrrrr Kingggg".

DD Doh Doh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 03-03-2021

Got stopped by 2 police women whilst walking down the road. One said to me "You`re staggering".

I replied "You are not too bad yourself"

DD Confused Confused


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 03-03-2021

Henry the Eighth executed his second wife because of the sloppy way she entered the room.

She used to amble in.

DD Whistle Whistle


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 04-03-2021

Just got back from having the jab, still don`t understand what Rabies has to do with this pandemic though.

DD Huh Huh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 07-03-2021

The G/F said that men can`t multi-task....

I disagree. I`m listening to her, ignoring her, and forgetting what she said all at the same time.

DD Dodgy Dodgy


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 07-03-2021

Today I lost a good friend.
You have been with me since 1977, through 3 different countries and 6 different houses.
I will never have another like you.
Thank you for all the bright times you bought to my life.
RIP Toilet Lightbulb.

DD Peace dove Peace dove


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 08-03-2021

Was talking with my local butcher today and he asked me if I wanted some Markle sausages, £6.00p for 6.

I said "That`s expensive, what`s in them"?

He replied "A bit of Ginger",

DD Doh Doh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 08-03-2021

   
   

DD  Whistle  Whistle


RE: The Off Topic Thread - talkSAFT - 10-03-2021

1 good thing to come out of the pandemic: big resurgence in ventriloquism, which is much easier now everyone has to wear a mask.


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 12-03-2021

Everyone was really excited at Autopsy club today.

It was open Mike night.

DD Doh Doh