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RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 21-09-2020

Sat in the pub the other night and the gang were reminiscing about school days.

I remember one time the teacher asked "Name something starting with E that you are not very good at"?

I said "Spelling".......

DD Big Grin Big Grin


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 21-09-2020

The worst advice I ever recieved as a kid was "Eat up all your food so you grow up big and strong"

Now look at me, big fat B....

DD Doh Doh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 21-09-2020

Today`s Corona virus tip....

Desperate to have a house party, but the rule of six getting in the way of your plans??

Simple solution, hold a Police themed fancy dress party. The neighbours will think someone has already grassed you up.

DD Rolleyes Rolleyes


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 23-09-2020

Last month..... "Eat out to help out"

This month...... "Drink up and F off"

DD Huh Huh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 23-09-2020

Think about it......

Every single corpse on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person.

Stay lazy my friends.

DD Angel Angel


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 25-09-2020

Latest restrictions put in place by supermarkets due to panic buying....

ASDA 2 hand sanitisers and a 4 pack of toilet roll.

TESCO 1 hand sanitiser, 500gm pack of rice and 4 pack toilet roll.

WAITROSE 1 lobster, 6 quail eggs and 100gm foie gras.

ALDI 1 MIG welder, 1 pink sports bra, 2 trumpets and a wetsuit.

DD Big Grin Big Grin


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 30-09-2020

Just been announced that people returning from Iceland now have to quarantine for 14 days.
FFS I only popped in to get some frozen chips.

DD Doh Doh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 01-10-2020

A couple of days ago my G/F said,
“If you are bored why don’t you make a Bird Table?”
Now she is really brassed off with me because I put her in 5th place !

DD Big Grin Big Grin


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 01-10-2020

A friend of mine is trying to think of a name for his new cat. Anyone got a suggestion??

   

DD Huh Huh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - BaggieSteve - 01-10-2020

(01-10-2020, 12:30)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: A friend of mine is trying to think of a name for his new cat. Anyone got a suggestion??



DD  Huh  Huh

Big Grin