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RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 21-02-2020

I told my G/F she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

DD Dodgy Dodgy


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 22-02-2020

The barman says "We don`t serve time travelers here"

2 Time travelers walk into a bar.

DD Smartass Smartass


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 22-02-2020

The past, present and future walk into a bar,

It was tense.

DD Smartass Smartass


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 22-02-2020

Children are like pancakes.

The first one is always a bit weird.

DD Big Grin Big Grin


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 22-02-2020

A screwdriver rolls into a bar.

Bartender says "We have a drink named after you".

"What"? says the screwdriver."Phillip"??

DD Smartass Smartass


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 22-02-2020

Just been offered a job at a local ice cream factory, but I`ve turned it down.

I don`t like working on Sundaes!

DD Cool Cool


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Stairs - 22-02-2020

The curtains were drawn - but the rest of the room was real


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 23-02-2020

You don`t need a parachute to go skydiving.

You do need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

DD Doh Doh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 23-02-2020

How do you think the unthinkable??

With an Ithberg.

DD Doh Doh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 23-02-2020

You can never lose a homing pigeon.

If your homing pigeon doesn`t come back, what you have lost is a pigeon.

DD Rolleyes Rolleyes