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RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 30-12-2019

I`m going to order a pizza at 5 minutes to midnight on New Years Eve. Then when it arrives I can complain that I ordered it last year.

DD Doh Doh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 30-12-2019

I`m knackered, I got a Cluedo swingers edition for Xmas and have just finished the first game. Everyone did it, in every room, with everything.

DD Walking Laughing Flashing Hohoho


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 31-12-2019

My resolution is to read more so I have put the subtitles on my TV.

DD Tongue Tongue


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 31-12-2019

My brother's New Year's resolution is to move out of my parents' house. You'd think after 49 years, he'd try another one.

DD Rolleyes Rolleyes


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 31-12-2019

New Years Eve is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper.

DD Cool Cool


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 31-12-2019

Another resolution I intend to do........

Take time from my busy schedule to stop and smell the butts.

DD Blush Blush


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 01-01-2020

Happy New 2020 to all our readers, especially any Mayan Baggies. DD Smartass Smartass


RE: The Off Topic Thread - talkSAFT - 01-01-2020

Ditto D-D
(from a non-Mayan)

Smile


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 02-01-2020

A guy is walking down the street and sees a massive funeral procession. At the front of the line is a man with a pit bull, then 2 coffins, followed by 200 people. Curious, he asks the man what happened.

"Well," says the man, "My pitbull killed my wife last Thursday, then on Friday, he killed my mother-in-law."

The first man thinks about it for a second, and says, "Would you mind if I borrowed your dog for a couple of days?"

The man shrugs, points behind him and says "Get in line."

DD Rolleyes Rolleyes


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 03-01-2020

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed as it left a Birmingham publishing house last night.
According to the Press, witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied,
confused, punchy, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered,
mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, flabbergasted,
astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, boggled,
overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, and perplexed.

DD Smartass Smartass