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RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 24-09-2019

I was doing a cross word in the pub and said to my Scottish mate “I’m stuck on one, trapped on a desert island, eight letters starting with M”
He said “Marooned”
I said “Thanks I’ll have a pint of bitter then”

DD Big Grin Big Grin


RE: The Off Topic Thread - drewks - 24-09-2019

(24-09-2019, 01:09)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: I was doing a cross word in the pub and said to my Scottish mate “I’m stuck on one, trapped on a desert island, eight letters starting with M”
He said “Marooned”
I said “Thanks I’ll have a pint of bitter then”

DD  Big Grin  Big Grin

DD, that's the best one EVER!!
Doh Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 24-09-2019

ASKING FOR A FRIEND.

When we leave the EU, will we have to wash our own cars??

DD Rolleyes Rolleyes


RE: The Off Topic Thread - talkSAFT - 24-09-2019

My nephew's stuck in USA.......Thomas Cooked.


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 24-09-2019

Nice offer on Amazon - if you buy all of Adam & The Ants sheet music, they'll throw in a stand & deliver.

DD Doh Doh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 24-09-2019

Managed to have sex with the G/F for 1 hour 30 minutes doggy style last night.

That`s 3 minutes in Human time.

DD Doh Doh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Salopbaggie - 25-09-2019

Strange that Boris Johnson is so against nationalisation, but is constantly getting publicly owned.


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 26-09-2019

Little Boris comes running to his alcoholic father.
"Daddy, daddy! I just heard that vodka has risen in price. That means you'll be drinking less from now on?"

"No, junior. That means you'll be eating less," the father replies.

DD Doh Doh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 27-09-2019

Thomas Cook have kept more people out of the country than the Home Office has in the last 10 years. DD Doh Doh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 27-09-2019

I said to my Doctor "I think I may have ADHD, because I can`t remember where I parked my Ford".
He said "That`s not how ADHD works...."
I replied "But I keep losing my Focus".

DD Angel Angel