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RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 22-07-2019 I tried that thing today at the petrol station where you try and stop the pump bang on what you want to pay, but let it go a fraction too late and it stopped on £20.01. "Bollocks!" I shouted and walked into the shop to pay. "Unlucky, mate," smiled the attendant, who'd seen what I'd done. "Don't worry about the extra." "Cheers, mate," I said as I handed him £5 and walked out. DD RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 23-07-2019 As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought dogs are easily amused. Then I realised I was watching the dog chase his tail. DD RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 24-07-2019 You should hear the noises my girlfriend makes during sex, it's quite embarrassing really. . The worst one is.....Bloody hell, is that the best you can do?? DD RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 25-07-2019 150 Lightning strikes a minute hit the UK last night, and not one of them hit my Ex. There`s no justice in this world. DD RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 25-07-2019 Heatwave latest..... Councils across the country rejoice as melting roads begin to fill in their own potholes. DD RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 26-07-2019 My Grandkids asked me what it was like growing up in the 60`s, so I took their phones away and switched off the internet. DD RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 26-07-2019 I failed my audition for Romeo over a misunderstanding of a stage direction. My copy of the script said........ "Enter Juliet from the rear". DD RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 26-07-2019 Don`t you hate it when you clean out your freezer and find people you don`t even recognise. DD RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 27-07-2019 "Watch what you eat", the Doctor said. I`d like to see him tackle my G/F`s food without a blindfold. DD RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 30-07-2019 Went to a library in London over the weekend, asked if I could get a book out, some stuck up geeza told me I had to prove I was a resident of London.........So I stabbed him. DD |