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RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 30-05-2018
Who else is sick of that advert on tele for the over 50s plan....it starts with....Its June dad....NO it bloody isn’t...it’s still May.
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 30-05-2018
Anyone want to start up an Apathy thread....... I can`t be bothered.
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 31-05-2018
I need to re-home a dog. It`s a small terrier and tends to bark a lot.
If you`re interested, let me know and I`ll jump over the neighbour`s fence and get it for you.
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 31-05-2018
When it's sunny I think 'Beer garden.'
When it rains I usually go to the pub for a while.
When it's snowing I like to sit in front of the TV with a case of Beer.
I'm starting to think I have a problem with the weather.
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 31-05-2018
Great news. Keeping tropical fish at home is really good for your well being.
It`s mainly because of the Indoor fins.
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 01-06-2018
The key to happiness is self-delusion. In reality we are sexually transmitted organic pain collectors racing toward inevitable oblivion with 100% mortality rate, dragging a skeleton around inside us the whole time for the sheer hell of it,
Thinking of becoming Vegan? Think again, I had to get up at 5am this morning to milk all the bloody almonds.
I managed to achieve my personal best yesterday of holding my breath underwater for an incredible 8 minutes and 42 seconds. It all started at my local swimming pool when a woman shouted out to her husband “That’s the dirty bastard, over there!”
We were driving through the Welsh countryside when my little girl said, “Look at that strange animal daddy, man at the back, sheep at the front.”
What’s brown and sticky? … A stick. … What’s red and brown? … It’s that bloody stick again!
11.34: Sherlock Holmes arrived at the crime scene 11.34: Examined body. Signs of a struggle 11.34: Found murder weapon in the drain 11.34: Realised xxxx watch was broken.
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle. So I bought a copper whistle. But the copper steel wooden lead me whistle. So I bought a tin whistle. Now I can whistle.
Experience prison cuisine without actually having to break the law by having a Rustlers Burger for tea.
Pretend you're on a Cruise by walking around the house wearing one platform shoe and sleeping in the cupboard under the stairs
WANT TO test the effectiveness of a spray air freshener? simply spray it into a tupperware container lined with fresh dogshit, then seal the lid, after one hour remove the lid, if your nostrils aren't greeted with the odor of fecal matter, the air freshener works.
Costa Coffee, may I suggest that one o'clock on a Friday lunchtime is not the best time to get your huge steam producing cappuccino, mocha latte expresso xxxx froth machine serviced especially when I am xxxx gagging for a caffeine revival shot.. the cup of tea alternative did not do the trick!!!
Thought of the day........be careful if you're thinking of getting a rescue cat. My nan had one. She slipped and fell one day and the cat literally sat there and did xxxx all.
Eagles sometimes fly for as long as 48 hours without landing. This makes their wings ache. Hence the expression “Sore, like an eagle”.
If you put your teeth in Coca Cola overnight, you'll drown.
If the police stop you in Wales, assure them you're from Llanfair¬pwllgwyngyll¬gogery¬chwyrn¬drobwll¬llan¬tysilio-gogo¬goch. You'll find you're free to go...
Dr Barnardos do not accept unwanted children over the counter in any of their charity shops.
Most hermaphrodites are born in Middlesex and same sex marriages originated from the Hebrides.
Young men. Next time you have your hair cut, take it home with you in a box. You'll miss it one day.
Scared of loneliness and massive lack of sex ? Then here's a tip, Don’t get married.
I've just had the result of my IQ test. Negative.
So apparently rape crisis centres don't provide alibis.
People of Wolverhampton... If you leave a child in your car during this hot weather please ensure a window is open so they can at least have a fag.
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 03-06-2018
Wembley: England 2 Nigeria 1
The Nigerian football team were so disappointed with today’s performance that they have said they will personally refund all the expenses of their fans who travelled to support them. All they need to do is send their bank details, sort codes and PIN numbers and they will transfer the money straight to them.
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 04-06-2018
I have a Scottish friend, who last year married a Native American girl, and the couple recently celebrated the birth of a baby boy.
Choosing the name proved to be very contentious, though.
He wanted to give him a Scot's name, while she wanted to give him a traditional Mohican one.
Thankfully, they sorted it, and I was really honoured when they asked me if I would be Godfather to little Hawkeye The Noo.
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 04-06-2018
I had a terrifying dream last night, I was drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda and ginger mermaids kept trying to rescue me. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - talkSAFT - 04-06-2018
(04-06-2018, 13:04)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: I had a terrifying dream last night, I was drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda and ginger mermaids kept trying to rescue me. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
DD
Very very poor 