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RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 09-04-2018

APPLE today announces it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTIT will cost from £499 to £699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breast`s and not listening to them.

DD Big Grin Big Grin


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 09-04-2018

I just don`t see why there is a need for nipple clamps.
Not once have I seen an illegally parked nipple.

DD Huh Huh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Amelia Chaffinch - 09-04-2018

For anyone who wants to sign:

https://twitter.com/savegrassroots/status/983041053115736065


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 10-04-2018

Pauline at work accused me of being sexist yesterday because I always whistle at her when she walks into the office but I don't do the same when Frank walks in. So I have taken on board what she said and instead of whistling at her, today I greeted her with 'Morning twat' and dipped my balls in her coffee when she wasn't looking, just like I did to Frank.

…...This equality thing works better than I thought.

DD Doh Doh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 10-04-2018

Saw a sign in the bus station today, it said ! One bus takes 35 cars off the road! personally I think it depends how aggressive the driver is.!!!!.....

DD Rolleyes Rolleyes


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 11-04-2018

My G/F told me women were better at multi tasking than men.
So I told her to sit down and shut up.
Guess what, she couldn't do either !!..

DD Big Grin Big Grin


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Stairs - 11-04-2018

(11-04-2018, 20:51)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: My G/F told me women were better at multi tasking than men.
So I told her to sit down and shut up.
Guess what, she couldn't do either !!..

DD  Big Grin  Big Grin

My wife said men can’t multi task.

I said yes they can, for example when I make love to you I think of my girlfriend.

I get out of hospital soon.


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 12-04-2018

Does anyone have an owners manual for a G/F.....?

Mine`s making a terrible loud whining noise.

DD Rolleyes Rolleyes


RE: The Off Topic Thread - 4evaabaggie - 12-04-2018

(12-04-2018, 12:47)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: Does anyone have an owners manual for a G/F.....?

Mine`s making a terrible loud whining noise.

DD  Rolleyes  Rolleyes

DD, that's a normal feature on the G/F model, usually intermittent, once the G/F model is upgraded to the Wife model then the whine becomes a constant high pitch scream, adversely the previous high performance bedroom function decreases once the performance inhibiting ring is placed onto the correct receptacle.

It's just normal operating procedures.


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 12-04-2018

I just don`t understand the point of lap-dancing.

If I wanted a woman to take all my money, and sexually frustrate me I`d stay at home with the G/F.

DD Cool Cool