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RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 09-04-2018 APPLE today announces it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTIT will cost from £499 to £699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breast`s and not listening to them. DD RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 09-04-2018 I just don`t see why there is a need for nipple clamps. Not once have I seen an illegally parked nipple. DD RE: The Off Topic Thread - Amelia Chaffinch - 09-04-2018 For anyone who wants to sign: https://twitter.com/savegrassroots/status/983041053115736065 RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 10-04-2018 Pauline at work accused me of being sexist yesterday because I always whistle at her when she walks into the office but I don't do the same when Frank walks in. So I have taken on board what she said and instead of whistling at her, today I greeted her with 'Morning twat' and dipped my balls in her coffee when she wasn't looking, just like I did to Frank. …...This equality thing works better than I thought. DD RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 10-04-2018 Saw a sign in the bus station today, it said ! One bus takes 35 cars off the road! personally I think it depends how aggressive the driver is.!!!!..... DD RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 11-04-2018 My G/F told me women were better at multi tasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what, she couldn't do either !!.. DD RE: The Off Topic Thread - Stairs - 11-04-2018 (11-04-2018, 20:51)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: My G/F told me women were better at multi tasking than men. My wife said men can’t multi task. I said yes they can, for example when I make love to you I think of my girlfriend. I get out of hospital soon. RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 12-04-2018 Does anyone have an owners manual for a G/F.....? Mine`s making a terrible loud whining noise. DD RE: The Off Topic Thread - 4evaabaggie - 12-04-2018 (12-04-2018, 12:47)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: Does anyone have an owners manual for a G/F.....? DD, that's a normal feature on the G/F model, usually intermittent, once the G/F model is upgraded to the Wife model then the whine becomes a constant high pitch scream, adversely the previous high performance bedroom function decreases once the performance inhibiting ring is placed onto the correct receptacle. It's just normal operating procedures. RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 12-04-2018 I just don`t understand the point of lap-dancing. If I wanted a woman to take all my money, and sexually frustrate me I`d stay at home with the G/F. DD |