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RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 15-12-2014

The AA have warned that anyone travelling in icy conditions should take a shovel, blankets/sleeping bag, extra clothing (including scarf, hat & gloves), 24-hour supply of food and drink, de-icer, rock salt, torch, spare battery, petrol can, first aid kit and jump leads.
I looked a right dick on the bus. DD Laugh Laugh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 15-12-2014

I used to go out with this homeless bird ,it was well handy ,at the end of an evening i could drop her off anywhere. DD WalkingWalking


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 16-12-2014

I picked up a young lady last week..... One thing led to another and we had sex.
Laying there puffed out after having the jump of my life I said to her.......
" If I had known you were a Virgin I would have been a bit more gentle".
She said "If I`d known you could still get it up I would have taken off my tights".

DD Whistle Whistle


RE: The Off Topic Thread - derbybaggie - 17-12-2014

If any one plays 'Clash of Clans' I'm in an all baggies clan and we need some new members. Search for WBAtheHAWTHORNS and you'll find us.


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 17-12-2014

Jonathan Ross has been accused of shoplifting a kitchen utensil from Tesco.
Ross says it was a whisk he was prepared to take. DD Whistle Whistle


RE: The Off Topic Thread - silverbaggie - 17-12-2014

I just wish that Ross's big mate Russell Brand was even half as funny as you DD.

I could cheerfully strangle the guy!

I just wish that he would stick to whatever he does best; which isn't comedy!!


RE: The Off Topic Thread - talkSAFT - 18-12-2014

....it isn't comedy, Silver. And it's certainly not politics. What a total tosser!


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 18-12-2014

This morning i saw a Robin pecking furiously at some dog shit , you dont often see that depicted on Christmas cards ! DD LaughingLaughing


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 18-12-2014

(17-12-2014, 23:31)silverbaggie Wrote: I just wish that Ross's big mate Russell Brand was even half as funny as you DD.

I could cheerfully strangle the guy!

I just wish that he would stick to whatever he does best; which isn't comedy!!

(18-12-2014, 10:50)talkSAFT Wrote: ....it isn't comedy, Silver. And it's certainly not politics. What a total tosser!

Totally agree. He is an embarrassment to the male species. Another one I find sickening is Keith Lemon. DD Thumb down Thumb down


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 18-12-2014

Beefy is so naive. The lads in the pub were saying how good a blow job was yesterday.
Beefy didn't know what a blow job was so he just agreed so as not to look daft.
Later on at home he asked the wife,
"Do you know what a blow job is?"
She got up and walked out of the room, which was a shame really as she was su%$£"g his d*&k at the time!

DD Blush Blush