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RE: The Off Topic Thread - kzs10 - 20-09-2017 Zoltan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euK_vTOivP8 RE: The Off Topic Thread - talkSAFT - 20-09-2017 (20-09-2017, 09:54)kzs10 Wrote: Zoltan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euK_vTOivP8 Legend! RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 21-09-2017 There's a new magazine for gay military members….It's mainly just photos of Privates. DD RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 21-09-2017 Talking of mistaken identities. My mate David had his ID stolen the other day. Now we just call him Dav. DD RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 22-09-2017 I don`t care how nice the hand soap smells. Don`t ever walk out of the toilets smelling your fingers....... DD RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 22-09-2017 I’ve just released my own fragrance. But nobody on this bus seems to like it tho. DATING a Dominatrix? Be very careful when you tell her it’s time to hit the sack. Weather forecasters: ensure people actually evacuate the area about to be hit by hurricanes by giving the hurricane a sensible and awe-inspiring name like Hurricane Death-Bastard 3000 No one has more to say than the woman who says she doesn't want to talk about it. If I were a cannibal I'd only eat vegetarians, just for the irony... DD RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 22-09-2017 A recent survey says that 28% of women say oral sex isn't actually sex. The same survey shows that 100% of blokes are very interested in proving those women are right. DD RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 24-09-2017 Why did the MP cross the road? No-one knows but he claimed £80 expenses for it. DD RE: The Off Topic Thread - 4evaabaggie - 24-09-2017 (24-09-2017, 12:48)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: Why did the MP cross the road? DD, that's scandalous ......... he could have claimed £250 if he took a taxi RE: The Off Topic Thread - silverbaggie - 09-10-2017 A Frenchman, an Italian and an Englishman are sitting next to each other on a long haul flight. After a few cocktails the men begin discussing their home lives. “Last night” said the Frenchman,” I made love to my wife four times and, this morning she made me delicious crepes for my breakfast and, she told me how much she adored me”. “Ah last night” said the Italian, “I made love to my wife six times and this morning she made me a wonderful omelette and said that she could never love another man” “And what about you?” the Frenchman smugly asked the Englishman, “How many times did you make love to your wife last night?” “Just once”, replied the Englishman. “Only once” laughed the Italian, “and what did she say to you this morning?” “Don’t stop”, said the Englishman. |