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RE: The Off Topic Thread - Kennyg - 02-08-2017

I saw a man lying in the gutter. When he spoke he had a lisp. His name was Dwayne!

Another man was lying under a car. His name was Jack!

Finally I came across a girl behind a cow. Her name was Pat!


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Stairs - 02-08-2017

I met girl who set fire to her tax bill. Her name was Bernadette

I met a girl who trim the hair around her backside. Her name was Anita Harris


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 02-08-2017

Scientists have grown vocal chords in a Petri dish.
The results speak for themselves.

DD Angry Angry


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 03-08-2017

Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine.?
It`s for a party this Friday.

DD Angry Angry


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Kennyg - 04-08-2017

Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine.?
It`s for a party this Friday.

DD  Angry  Angry
Not really. But I can tell how to turn wine into water!!


RE: The Off Topic Thread - BaggieMan - 04-08-2017

Man goes to doctors

"I think I've got hereditary diarrhoea doctor"
"Hereditary diarrhoea, hereditary diarrhoea ! There's no such thing!" says the doctor.
Man replies. "Must be doctor, I've got it in my jeans"


RE: The Off Topic Thread - silverbaggie - 04-08-2017

A lawyer is a man who helps you get what’s coming to him.

Angry


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 04-08-2017

PARENTS: Are the childcare bills daunting for the next 7 weeks? Simply buy your "little treasures" a dayrider/daypass bus ticket and they'll be supervised all day by a CRB/DBS checked driver from as little as £2 a day.

DD Angry Angry


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Salopbaggie - 04-08-2017

Came across this again, the other day and was thinking, I wonder if this replicates the board lunch, before deciding of how much a player is worth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nL6isGPhzk


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 04-08-2017

I had laser eye surgery a few days ago. It's shit though. I've been staring at a tin of beans for hours but they're still xxxx cold.

DD Angry Angry