![]() |
The Off Topic Thread - Printable Version +- Sports Babble - sports forum (https://www.sportsbabble.co.uk) +-- Forum: Football (https://www.sportsbabble.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?fid=1) +--- Forum: English Football Leagues (https://www.sportsbabble.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?fid=2) +---- Forum: Sky Bet Championship (https://www.sportsbabble.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?fid=49) +----- Forum: West Bromwich Albion (https://www.sportsbabble.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?fid=21) +----- Thread: The Off Topic Thread (/showthread.php?tid=42) Pages:
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
43
44
45
46
47
48
49
50
51
52
53
54
55
56
57
58
59
60
61
62
63
64
65
66
67
68
69
70
71
72
73
74
75
76
77
78
79
80
81
82
83
84
85
86
87
88
89
90
91
92
93
94
95
96
97
98
99
100
101
102
103
104
105
106
107
108
109
110
111
112
113
114
115
116
117
118
119
120
121
122
123
124
125
126
127
128
129
130
131
132
133
134
135
136
137
138
139
140
141
142
143
144
145
146
147
148
149
150
151
152
153
154
155
156
157
158
159
160
161
162
163
164
165
166
167
168
169
170
171
172
173
174
175
176
177
178
179
180
181
182
183
184
185
186
187
188
189
190
191
192
193
194
195
196
197
198
199
200
201
202
203
204
205
206
207
208
209
210
211
212
213
214
215
216
217
218
219
220
221
222
223
224
225
226
227
228
229
230
231
232
233
234
235
236
237
238
239
240
241
242
243
244
245
246
247
248
249
250
251
252
253
254
255
256
257
258
259
260
261
262
263
264
265
266
267
268
269
270
271
272
273
274
275
276
277
278
279
280
281
282
283
284
285
286
287
288
289
290
291
292
293
294
295
296
297
298
299
300
301
302
303
304
305
306
307
308
309
310
311
312
313
314
315
316
317
318
319
320
321
322
323
324
325
326
327
328
329
330
331
332
333
334
335
336
337
338
339
340
341
342
343
344
345
346
347
348
349
350
351
352
353
354
355
356
357
358
359
360
361
362
363
364
365
366
367
368
369
370
371
372
373
374
|
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 03-07-2017 My next door neighbour knocked on my door wearing just a see through negligee, asked to borrow a cup of sugar and then winked at me and asked to come in for a cup of coffee. I said "F%&k off Simon, I've got to go to work." DD ![]() ![]() RE: The Off Topic Thread - silverbaggie - 03-07-2017 Mickey Mouse is in the middle of a nasty divorce from Minnie Mouse. Mickey is speaking to the judge about their intended separation. "I'm sorry Mickey”, says the Judge,” but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane," Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's f*cking Goofy!" ![]() RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 04-07-2017 Just for Boofy. In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15. In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95. In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at £2.50, but you can two for £3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is £2.25, or two for £3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for £2, or two for £3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for £2.75, or two (any combination) for £4.75. Those are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean. DD ![]() ![]() RE: The Off Topic Thread - Worldclassalbion - 04-07-2017 **********WARNING MORRISONS********** 2 Stunning eastern European girls are scamming drivers at Morrisons by offering to wash their cars for them topless. They remove their tops and Then ask for a lift to a certain destination. The one in the front apparently starts rubbing the drivers crotch area and eventually ends up giving him a Blow Job. while she is doing this the one in the back steals your wallet!!! I was scammed myself on Wednesday, Twice on Thursday, again on Friday and Saturday!!! ![]() Bloke goes in a bar and says to the barman, 20 shots of Whiskey please. Barman lines them up. The bloke as quick as lightning downs them all in an instant. 'Bloody hell' says the Barman 'you drank those fast' Bloke replies 'You'd drink fast if you'd got what I've got' Barman looking worried 'Why what have you got?' Bloke replies '50 pence' RE: The Off Topic Thread - Beefy 1965 - 04-07-2017 ![]() RE: The Off Topic Thread - silverbaggie - 04-07-2017 What is a man's ultimate shame? When he accidentally runs into a wall with a hard-on and hurts his nose first! RE: The Off Topic Thread - Salopbaggie - 05-07-2017 (04-07-2017, 22:21)Beefy 1965 Wrote: Is it wrong to have a warm smug feeling inside when looking at this? ![]() RE: The Off Topic Thread - 4evaabaggie - 05-07-2017 (04-07-2017, 22:21)Beefy 1965 Wrote: £10, gosh that's expensive, a few years ago you could buy the club, ground, playing staff, in fact the whole kit and caboodle for a tenner. Good to see their building on their success .............. or lack of. RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 05-07-2017 (05-07-2017, 11:40)4evaabaggie Wrote:(04-07-2017, 22:21)Beefy 1965 Wrote: If you look closer the tenner is crossed out and a 5 has been written in. DD ![]() ![]() RE: The Off Topic Thread - BaggieMan - 05-07-2017 Massive queue at the door I notice. Needs to be under a quid for the Dasterdly Dingles ! ![]() |