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RE: The Off Topic Thread - silverbaggie - 23-05-2017 A young blonde rushes into a library and came up to the librarian & yelled, "This book sucks! The Librarian asked "Why?" The Blonde said "There's far too many characters in it & the story makes no sense!" The librarian said, "So you're the one who took our phone book." RE: The Off Topic Thread - BaggieMan - 23-05-2017 Thoughts, prayers and deep condolences to the victims, families and people of Manchester following the appallingly cowardly attack last night on young people enjoying a night out at the Manchester Arena. It brings football into perspective and makes one wonder how anyone can be so depraved to commit this atrocity. RIP RE: The Off Topic Thread - 4evaabaggie - 23-05-2017 Thoughts and prayers to all the family and friends of the dead and injured. Hope your suffering eases. RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 24-05-2017 Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and he can avoid the wife, G/F for a whole weekend. DD RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 25-05-2017 How does Dolly Parton get home from a night out? DD RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 26-05-2017 Now that the football season is over, I suppose I`d better talk to the G/F. I wonder what she`s been up to for the last nine months. DD RE: The Off Topic Thread - 4evaabaggie - 26-05-2017 After Jeremy Corbyns speech today about the war on terror, the Labour party rework their anthem, "we'll keep the white flag flying here" RE: The Off Topic Thread - silverbaggie - 26-05-2017 A farmer walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep under his arm. He walks over to where his wife is laying in bed. "See!" he yells, "This is the pig I have to have sex with whenever you get one of your headaches!" The wife laughs and says, "You know that's a sheep under your arm, don't you?" The farmer says, "I wasn't talking to you" RE: The Off Topic Thread - silverbaggie - 29-05-2017 Out walking the other day I saw two Chinese girls coming towards me. One was really attractive so I asked for her telephone number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629." RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 29-05-2017 My G/F said she wanted to walk down the aisle. So I sent her to ASDA for a case of beer. DD |