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RE: The Off Topic Thread - silverbaggie - 12-05-2017
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 12-05-2017
Pickpockets were rife in Victorian London, but were easy to spot by their elaborate song and dance routines.
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 12-05-2017
Spaghetti Bolognese makes great intestines for a badly wounded Action Man.
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 12-05-2017
I just got asked the time by an Argos delivery driver.
So I told him it was between 8AM and 1PM. DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 12-05-2017
I took my kids skimming by the lake earlier. The two-year-old went the furthest.
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - silverbaggie - 13-05-2017
Golfer: "I'd move heaven & earth if I could break a score of 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth."
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 13-05-2017
If I buy a bicycle in France would it cost a lot to have it converted to right-hand drive.??
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - silverbaggie - 14-05-2017
Mahatma Gandhi often walked barefoot which eventually produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet.
He also ate very little, making him rather frail and with his odd diet he was known to have suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.
RE: The Off Topic Thread - talkSAFT - 15-05-2017
(13-05-2017, 19:15)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: If I buy a bicycle in France would it cost a lot to have it converted to right-hand drive.??
DD
Je ne sais pas. Je ne parle pas Francais.
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 15-05-2017
I couldn’t believe it today, when I came home and was told by my G/F that my 5-year-old son wasn’t actually mine.
She says that I need to pay more attention when picking him up from school.
DD