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RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 20-03-2017 There was a band on in the pub tonight. They do covers of Bad Manners and Madness, so the have called themselves Badness. It`s a good job they don`t do covers of Dire Straits and Chris Rea. DD RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 20-03-2017 ASDA have now started doing private circumsicions. It all started with their roll back promotion. DD RE: The Off Topic Thread - Salopbaggie - 21-03-2017 Thoughts for today; Before your criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticise them, you're a mile away and have their shoes. I couldn't figure out why the football kept getting larger. Then it hit me. My friends say there's a gay guy in our circle of friends... I really hope it's Todd, he's cute. People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones...... But people in Abu Dhabi do! Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines. I went bobsleighing the other day, I killed 250 bobs. I have the heart of a lion................ and a lifetime ban from the Toronto zoo. So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world. This is my step ladder................. I never knew my real ladder. The difference between a hippo and a zippo is; One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter. My friend said to me: "What rhymes with orange"................................ I said: "no it doesn't" And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life. But John came fifth and won a toaster. I have an EpiPen............... My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it. RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 22-03-2017 I said to my mate, "My G/F opened the door in just her Bra and Knickers last night." "Jeez. That must have been good." "Not really". "She was the one coming home"..!!.. DD RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 23-03-2017 Getting so many spam emails. “Grow Your Hair Back”…"Lose weight now" ...”Enlarge your manhood”… Wait… these are from my G/F...... DD RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 23-03-2017 Guess who`s in the doghouse again....... To spice up our sex life the G/F said she would dress up as my favourite Star Wars character. After walking into the bedroom and seeing her I said. " Jabba the Hutt is not my favourite character"!. She replied. "F"*& off you cheeky B*$7*^d I haven`t got changed yet." DD RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 23-03-2017 The G/F really hates it when I swap the wrappers on her chocolate bars at home. She really gets her snickers in a twix about it. DD RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 28-03-2017 The G/F gas told me that I don`t satisfy her anymore.... Probably because I`m not a cake shop!! DD RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 28-03-2017 The G/F gave me an ultimatum..... She said I had to choose between her and my obsession with Elvis Presley. Looks like she`s going to be lonesome tonight. DD RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 28-03-2017 "Do you remember that arguement twenty years ago when we sat down and wrote down each others faults?" I said to my G/F. "Oh God yes, I still have mine somewhere, " she said with a giggle. "I've just finished mne " I replied. DD |