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RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 14-10-2016

The man who invented the fire proof asbestos suit sadly died on Tuesday.
He will be cremated at his local crematorium at 10:30 on Thursday, Friday and again on Saturday and if need be, the rest of the week as well.

DD Angry Angry


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 17-10-2016

Whilst on holiday in Spain my G/F came onto the balcony and asked if I liked her new flip flops...

"They're lovely" I replied,
"Now go and put your bra back on...."

DD Angry Angry


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 17-10-2016

I said to the G/F "Why don't you tell me when you orgasm?".

She said "But you told me not to ring you when you're at work!"

DD Angry Angry


RE: The Off Topic Thread - themaclad - 17-10-2016

My pet mouse Elvis has died
He was caught in a trap


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 18-10-2016

I made my coffee with red bull instaed of water this morning.....

Now I can see noises.

DD Angry Angry


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 18-10-2016

I pulled a Gypsy girl last night. She asked if I wanted to go back to her`s for a good time.

She wasn`t joking either..........

I went on the dodgem`s, waltzer, ghost train and came home with 2 goldfish.

DD Angry Angry


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 19-10-2016

I had a message from the admin of a local town group,informing me that I'd been removed and blocked from their group.Reason being,I'd ignored numerous request to refrain from making unfavourable comments on posts.
The last comment I made,was on a post that a woman put on,it had pictures of her new shower room,and commented,all the work was done by a lovely hard working German tradesman.All I put on was....I hope you didn't let him anywhere near the gas supply...
I mean,my first thought was for her own safety.....>>>>>

DD Angry Angry


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 19-10-2016

I nearly got away with a speeding fine today when I told the female police officer how gorgeous she looked....
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But I ruined it when I said "... and that's not just the drink talking" !!

DD Angry Angry


RE: The Off Topic Thread - 4evaabaggie - 19-10-2016

Not all dinosaurs are extinct ........ the vindaloo dinosaur still emerges must weekends or to give it it's Latin name "the mega sore arse"


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 19-10-2016

Topic of the day.

   

DD Angry Angry