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RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 26-02-2016

Great sex puts me in a great mood.

Also, explains why, I`m rarely in a great mood.

DD Rolleyes Rolleyes


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 26-02-2016

There is nothing like Morning sex.

I mean, I`m not getting it but I`m sure there is nothing like it.

DD Doh Doh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 27-02-2016

A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.
Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate.
He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians.
A few days later, the local bobby came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer, "Were they all dead?"
The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie.”

DD Whistle Whistle


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 28-02-2016

I made the mistake of asking "Siri" What women want.

She`s been talking non stop for 3 days now.

DD Big Grin Big Grin


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 29-02-2016

The Canadian Government has announced that it is building a fence all along the U.S. border.

This is in order to keep out the Millions of Americans fleeing to Canada in the event that Donald Trump is elected President.

DD Cry Cry


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 29-02-2016

I never knew much about people.

Until I took one apart to see how it worked.

DD Sick Sick


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 01-03-2016

I wish women would put the toilet seat back up when they are finished using it. DD Whistle Whistle


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 01-03-2016

My G/F arrived back from her driving test today.
"So," I asked excitedly, "how did you get on?"
"Not good," she replied. "He failed me!"
"Oh dear!" I said sympathetically. "It can't be that bad, what did he pull you up on?"
"A frickin' rope," she replied.
"The car's still at the bottom of the river.”

DD Tongue Tongue


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 01-03-2016

I treated the G/F to one of those "Fish Pedicures" the other day and I must say I was very pleased with the result.

Those Piranhas don`t muck about.

DD Doh Doh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 01-03-2016

Ladies..........

If you want men to look at your face and not your chest............

Eat a Banana!! DD Rolleyes Rolleyes