[Devongone]

This isn't a triumph, but I remember playing a game with the three kids who were temporarily living with their gran down the road. It started raining, but it wasn't much so we carried on, even though they knew they were supposed to go in. Anyway about ten minutes after the rain had stopped their gran came out and shouted them in because of the rain.
"But it's not raining!" they protested.
Gran's immortal reply was, "If I say it's raining, it's raining!"
They trooped bedraggled back down the garden and in. I can see them now. They've spent my whole life walking down that garden.