05-10-2014, 01:46
I'm here, sunning myself by the pool in 95 degree weather!!!!
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The Padded Cell
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05-10-2014, 01:46
I'm here, sunning myself by the pool in 95 degree weather!!!!
xxxx - the F word
Shit - the S word that is in common use World wide (faeces) Wank xxxx - the C word Twat Bastard Bollocks Fanny Arse - the place that the S word comes out of so that's our lucky mascot firked  Shite - the S word with an E on the end Wanker - the ref is one of these apparently the gestapo will allow us to say wank but not with an 'er' on the end  Bollox Knob - we can't say the 4 letter version of knobber Knobber Nobber Prick Tits - and there go the lucky mammary glands Crap Tosser Tea party with cakes and buns  2.1 units of alcohol 5 a day His BMI needs some attention Red meat - I was sure this would be banned  Nut cutlet What can we say 
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Put the heating on Chaz
 It's going to be cold tomorrow and why don't people give rep points anymore I've just given SWO one (excuse me matron) for his efforts and that's only his 2nd
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04-01-2015, 00:47
The padded cell is much better on the old site effing c-word effers
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07-02-2015, 14:45
Spent £100 on a pair of shoeslast week. Go back to Thurnscoe for first time in weeks and they're xxxx ruined because Thurnscoe station have installed new steps that appear to be covered in fúcking sandpaper and are uneven and have scuffed the shit out of them
 CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!!
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07-02-2015, 22:30
(07-02-2015, 14:45)Thurnscoe_OWL Wrote: Spent £100 on a pair of shoeslast week. Go back to Thurnscoe for first time in weeks and they're **** ruined because Thurnscoe station have installed new steps that appear to be covered in fúcking sandpaper and are uneven and have scuffed the shit out of them What happened did one of the stiletto's break off PUT THE F UCKING HEATING BACK ON IN NEW606 PLEASE CHARLIE WE CAN AFFORD THE GAS BILL NOW
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07-02-2015, 23:02
(07-02-2015, 22:30)Maddix Wrote: PUT THE F UCKING HEATING BACK ON IN NEW606 PLEASE CHARLIE Sorry mate, got cut off by the bastards after we didn't pay the last bill when we left!!! The won't let me set up a new account anymore!! I'll leave a couple of blankets in there for you!!
07-02-2015, 23:56
they have put a new unslipable srface over the top of the old station steps which ovrhanhg by half an inch.
I didn't pull my foot back enough for the oberhanf and scuffed the front of my shoe.# Is thwre anything that can reoair scuffa on leather?
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08-02-2015, 14:43
Maybe one of our former heroes needs a padded cell.
After telling one of the Leicester fans to "F*** off & die" a few weeks ago, Nigel Pearson was involved in a bizarre incident on the touch line yesterday when he grabbed a prostrate Palace player by the throat the refused to let go of him when he tried to continue in the match. He followed this with a strange post match interview on the subject. I was told yesterday of an incident in a Sheffield pub on Friday night involving Pearson, which involved him making threatening gestures at other people then making unprovoked "wanker" gestures. It is quite sad to see one of our heroes like this. It looks quite apparent to me that he is suffering mental health issues and someone needs to help him before something terrible happens. He appears to be no longer capable of managing a football team & when Leicester sack him (as seems inevitable), I hope there is someone there for him to get his life back on track.
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
16-02-2015, 21:37
Got coursework due in on wednesday, 2000 world plus/minus 10%, and I just can't be arsed to even start the xxxx thing
Anyone got it in them to give me a motivational speech?
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