[St Charles Owl]

We should call you The Lizard from now on, has a real long tongue but also has scaly skin!!

[Maddix]

We should call you The Lizard from now on, has a real long tongue but also has scaly skin!!

A 'speak your weight machine' is more appropriate 

[Thurnscoe_OWL]

get adblock plus for google chrome. works wonders

[Washington]

Its that bloody internet name of yours, it justs builds up the excitement for the "ladies" only to ultimately let them down when it turns up for real!!!

Weather update, for the first time in a couple of months its actually raining in California!!!!  Expect traffic chaos as wet roads are not something the average driver in CA is remotely used to!!!

We had over an inch of rain in one day on Tuesday and some places got flooded and made the big story on local TV news. Our average is only 7 for the whole year down in the desert of SE Washington !!!

The average american driver has no clue anyway ... they put kerbs on roundabouts locally to try and keep them in the correct lane. As for signalling ....

[Thurnscoe_OWL]

don't get me started on xxxx inept drivers especially on junctions/roundabouts.

what you're going straight on? fair enough I'll not pull out. Oh wait, no, you're turning left. Could've put you indicator on you xxxx twat. It's right there next to the steering wheel (You know that big circle thing that your hands should already be on), literally a fingers distance away. It's been put there on purpose so it's easy enough for you to turn on without you getting distracted.

On the other side you also have a switch for your lights. These should be turned on when it starts to turn dark so people can see you. It's also helpful when it's raining because it puts the wipers on for you as well. In fact, if you need to put your wipers on because it's raining, you should probably put your lights on as well.

[St Charles Owl]

At least in England you all drive dinky cars so can't really do any serious damage, here the idiots drive Ford Excursions or Chevvy Suburbans which are the size of a bus and will take the average family car out and you might not feel even a bump!!

[Thurnscoe_OWL]

I imagine half of meheeco would be gone then imre

[Thurnscoe_OWL]

[Maddix]

well we could start with them   and then move on to taxi drivers bus drivers truck drivers women drivers teenage drivers old age drivers  and then the world would be a much safer place  and it would also have more jobs  i would bring in the rickshaw as a form of transport with naked women as used as horses  and other naked women driving them with a big **** off whip    Horses should only be raced you know 

And used in Tesco microwave lasagne 

It should also be a compulsory death sentence for drivers who decide to rake through their handbags and touch up their 'lippy' whilst sat at traffic lights and only realising they've changed when it's gone back to amber and then panicking and being unable to locate the handbrake which results in a stall before speeding off into the distance on red 

[peiowl]

You know I don't like to stir things up.

But, if this sportscaster were on this side of the Atlantic, I think he'd be fired:

http://www.thestar.co.uk/news/local/ched...-1-7266316