[Thurnscoe_OWL]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN FATHER CHRISTMAS AND THE TOOTH FAIRY AREN'T REAL? 

CAN'T JUST GO AROUND SAYING STUFF LIKE THAT



SUPPOSE YOU'LL BE TELLING ME THE EASTER BUNNY ISN'T REAL AS WELL

[St Charles Owl]

Sorry mate, someone had to break it to you gently, but I couldn't be bothered to hold back so just blurted it out!!  By the way, contrary to what you think or thought at the time, your mum has been right with everything she has ever told you and money really doesn't grow on trees, although as a student you might still be a bit young to truly believe that one!!!

And of course the Easter Bunny is real and he really does lay all those eggs!!!

[Thurnscoe_OWL]

money just comes out of that hole in the wall doesn't it?

[St Charles Owl]

money just comes out of that hole in the wall doesn't it?

Sure, and if you hang around those machines with a banana in your jacket pocket that you can point at them, you will find nice people you have never met before just give you the money they get out of it!!  I would recommend wearing a balaclava as well just in case it gets cold while you are waiting!!

[Maddix]

money just comes out of that hole in the wall doesn't it?

Sure, and if you hang around those machines with a banana in your jacket pocket that you can point at them, you will find nice people you have never met before just give you the money they get out of it!!  I would recommend wearing a balaclava as well just in case it gets cold while you are waiting!!

Just don't do it in the good old US of A   especially if you are of African origin 

[St Charles Owl]

money just comes out of that hole in the wall doesn't it?

Sure, and if you hang around those machines with a banana in your jacket pocket that you can point at them, you will find nice people you have never met before just give you the money they get out of it!!  I would recommend wearing a balaclava as well just in case it gets cold while you are waiting!!

Just don't do it in the good old US of A   especially if you are of African origin 

No, you must absolutely do this in the US but instead of you doing it yourself, get one of your friends to commit the crime, then he can get into a fight with the police or run away when they approach him and get shot by them!!  At that point you are free to roam around your own neighborhood ransacking and looting stores owned by your friends and family, burn all cars and eventually burn all the buildings as well!!  This method allows you to get whatever material things you want without the need for any money!!!

[Thurnscoe_OWL]

Did that in London few years ago. Ours was a bit more middle class than what's been kicking off in 'murrica

[Thurnscoe_OWL]

pack of custard creams, 4 fab lollies and the final of the snooker. Does it get much better?

[Maddix]

Did that in London few years ago. Ours was a bit more middle class than what's been kicking off in 'murrica

Yeah, they only nicked the Bollinger, smoked salmon and TV's worth more than a grand 

[Thurnscoe_OWL]

"eugh Atticus I am not drinking that. That is CAVA"
"Very well Percius I will send a man to fetch the Dom Peignon"